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Dec. 21st, 2009


[info]wickedthought

Don't Like Gays? Better Take Down Your Christmas Tree

If you use the Bible to defend anti-gay stances, you'd better get rid of your Christmas tree. Just as the LORD don't like them gays, he also don't like them Christmas trees.

(Jeremiah, Chapter 10, Verses 1-5)

1 Hear ye the word which the LORD speaketh unto you, O house of Israel:

2 Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.

3 For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.

4 They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.

5 They are upright as the palm tree, but speak not: they must needs be borne, because they cannot go. Be not afraid of them; for they cannot do evil, neither also is it in them to do good.


You can't pick and choose, people. If its the word of your god, its the word of your god. You can equivicate all you want. But there it is, clear as crystal.

Get rid of your Christmas tree. It cannot do evil, neither also can it do good.
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[info]wickedthought

www.midnight-riders.com

For all those who escaped the zombie apocalypse on the stage of the Midnight Riders' last show, the website on the poster is real. Fuck yeah. 





And here's their youtube channel.
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[info]gbsteve

Pearls of Wisdom

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[info]wickedthought

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[info]charlesatan

December 22, 2009 Links and Plugs

I was planning to take a leave of absence over the holidays but work is that bad right now, so... The links, book reviews, and interviews will be continuing over the holidays but the features/essays are on tentative hold until I get back my bearings. In the meantime, happy holidays! Interviews Advice/Articles News
I've plugged it several times over in this blog but it does make a great Christmas gift for writers: Booklife by Jeff VanderMeer
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[info]charlesatan

"No experiences are ever wasted if you remember them, and use them in future endeavours."

Interview: Lee Harris
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[info]ffutures

BtVS drabble - Soldier Boy

Especially for [info]speakr2customrs - not quite what you suggested, but I hope it will please.

soldier boy )
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[info]ffutures

fanfic - Xmas BtVS Drabble - Barbie Girl

Not a crossover for once. 100-word BTVS drabble.

Barbie Girl )

Comments please before I post to archives

[info]wickedthought

Terry Pratchett on Religion



To quotes that stunned me, that I will never forget.

(paraphrase) "We have to stop arguing to build something," and "I would much rather be a rising ape than a fallen angel."
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[info]drivingblind

PDF, Print, Pricing

Originally published at Deadly Fredly. You can comment here or there.

Today I want to talk about PDF pricing, after seeing my friend Matt react poorly to the pricing of the recently released Dr. Who RPG PDF. (Don’t take this post as an attempt to jump on Cubicle 7’s case. As I’ve said before, I like the guys at Cubicle 7, and there are things I like about another game of theirs – Starblazer Adventures — that I’ve talked about before on Deadly Fredly. Heck, I was almost a part of the Dr. Who RPG project, and helped with their initial pitch to the BBC, but ducked out early on due to other time demands. This is a convenient and recent example, is all.)

PDF pricing with this product in particular is an interestingly sticky one. The physical product is going to manifest as a boxed set, so the PDF can’t bring along any physical components for the ride (though the only hint as to what those comprise is listed as “tokens” on the PDF listing). So things are already a little off the usual track here. Based on the markdown indicated on DriveThru, I’d surmise that the boxed set comes in at $60, and the PDF is showing as $35. That’s about 58% of the physical price for the PDF. Looking at Cubicle 7’s other “straight up gaming book” products, since DWRPG is their only boxed set so far, it looks like they trend towards pricing their PDFs as 70% of the cover price, so one could surmise that the math here is $60 = $50 of books (there are three in the box looks like) + $10 components (the box itself, the tokens), and thus 70% of $50 = $35.

For Matt, $35 is an abnormally high price to pay for a PDF, at least in this case. It’s a price he is deciding not to pay, at least at this time. I think Matt’s perceptions here match my own as a consumer, so I want to dig into that, and then talk about how my perceptions as a consumer affect the pricing decisions I make as a publisher.

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[info]ffutures

Soddit...

...the central heating's gone wrong again, earliest they can get someone out to me is Wednesday.

I suspect that a new boiler may well be on the shopping list in the near future.

later And within half an hour of posting it started snowing, the heaviest so far this year. Looks like it's now turning to rain, but it's going to be a very cold night. But I have just set up two 750W electric radiators and a fan heater, so hopefully things won't be too bad.

[info]grahamrobinson

Driving Home for Christmas

Mum lives about 50 miles away, with motorways covering most of the distance between us. Normally, it takes us about an hour to travel door-to-door. Yesterday was Mum's birthday, so we'd bundled the dogs into the car, and headed over for Chinese and presents and chat. So far, a very good day.

We left Mum's just before 9, taking it easy as the gritters hadn't reached Mum's road. Signs in Glasgow warned that the A80 was shut (turned out a lorry had jack-knifed) and to use an alternative route. (Why do they always say "alternative"? What's wrong with "different"?) So, we stayed on the M8. By 9:45 we were stationary, just past Airdrie. And there we sat. And sat. Somewhere between Airdrie and Harthill, another lorry had jack-knifed. I called the neighbours, so they could let Cisco in. I like having friendly, helpful neighbours you can leave a key with. The 1am news announced that the lorry had been moved, and they were just clearing enough snow for us to be able to drive on. We started moving about 20 minutes later, and crawled on ice and slush at 5 to 10 mph over the spine of Scotland. East of Livingston, the road started to clear, and we reached previously undreamed of speeds like 40. We finally got home around 3:15, walked the dogs, and collapsed. I got to sleep about 4. Alfie was up and pacing by 6:45...

I'm moderately awake, though twitchy and desperately in need of more tea. Claire's working from home today, to avoid driving in snow while exhausted. She did quite enough of that last night. And the pets are all fast asleep. The dogs were angelic last night, coping with hours stuck in a car without complaint. I really hope not to repeat this exercise any time soon...

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One side effect of having to listen to the radio for traffic news is that I've now heard the X Factor winner Christmas single. Reminds me why I don't watch such shows. The song is bland and instantly forgotten, performed by a barely-competent singer and a bunch of session musicians with their brains firmly in "off". And that was the winner? Sheesh. Not that I have any more time for the anti-X Factor. Giving 400 grand to EMI and their corporate distributers ain't my idea of an act of rebellion...

Right, more tea. Now.

[info]alaimacerc

It's beginning to feel...

Mid-December shenanigans )

[info]wickedthought

Avatar

I shit you not, this was the most gorgeous film I've ever seen. I cannot imagine a movie with such incredible design, production and delivery. The world of Pandora is sensual. The digital effects are indistinguishable from everything else. The world works in a '60's science fiction way. I felt like I was looking at something as intricate and thought-through as Harlan's World or Dune. The machinery looked like it worked. The people looked like real people. It was authentic. Fuck that, it was realistic.

And the plot was about as pedestrian as the newer work of George Lucas.

I mean, I like the Hero's Journey, too, but can we be a bit more experimental with it? At least try? A little?  Mr. Cameron, I really respect you a lot. I mean, irrational amounts of a lot. You  went to so much work on the world and the cameras and the digital effects and the language and the ecology and everything else... maybe investing in a screenwriter would have been as equally important as a linguist.

But I shit you not, this was the most gorgeous film I've ever seen. See it in 3D. Put up the extra cash and see it in 3D. Just... ignore the plot. Really. Ignore it.
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[info]gbsteve

Pearls of Wisdom

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[info]timgray

The time of hindsight to all men

Does my hind look big in this?

As is the custom at Gray Towers, I went through the last year's blog entries while preparing the letter to put in with cards to friends I don't see. And one of the things I noted was that I spent a lot of time talking about not feeling well, both low level and occasional higher level stuff (like the flu thing in February). Looks like my respiratory system and stomach have had problems most of the year. Useful insight for health things to work on.

Otherwise I don't know if I'd say there was much dramatic. Day job continued and is still good. Mum was ill, but thankfully improved. I got Jaws out (with some success) and worked on Albion. Went to a few RPG conventions. Very few decent movies - I'll single out Star Trek, Red Cliff and Watchmen. (I hope to watch the longer version of Red Cliff during some me time over the holiday.)

[info]charlesatan

December 21, 2009 Links and Plugs

I gave in to temptation and engaged in a flame war over at a friend's blog during the weekend. I mention this because a) it's an example of how not to behave (from lack of proper punctuation/capitalization/spelling to invoking 9/11) and b) Andrew Wheeler's comment is made of win. Interviews Advice/Articles News Currently reading:
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[info]charlesatan

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Book/Magazine Review: The Improbable Adventures of Sherlock Holmes edited by John Joseph Adams
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Dec. 20th, 2009


[info]ffutures

Schiller quote again

I've put everyone's contributions together as an end note:

Editor's Note

The Schiller quote in Chapter IV Noch niemand entfloh dem verhangten Geschick. is from Die Braut von Messina, one of Schiller's last plays.

»Noch niemand entfloh dem verhängten Geschick;

Und wer sich vermißt es klüglich zu wenden,

Der muß es selber erbauend vollenden.«

A literal translation of the passage originally quoted is approximately "Yet no-one has escaped prophecied fate". A more poetic translation is "No-one can escape the hand dealt by fate," with the remaining text

"and who dares to smartly challenge it
must fulfill what he himself created"

The editor is not a linguist; many thanks to those who helped with translations.


[info]wickedthought

Fairytale Of New York (Xmas Song)

As I've said before, one of my favorite things about Christmas is the music. Unfortunately, hearing the same song over and over and over again... that's not something I like about Christmas. So, here's me presenting another of my favorite Christmas songs you won't hear on the radio. Here's The Pogues & Kirsty McColl.



[info]wickedthought

Poor Joseph




This is an actual billboard erected by an actual church. The church erected it (heh, heh) to "inspire debate."

"What we're trying to do is to get people to think more about what Christmas is all about," he told the New Zealand Press Association (NZPA). "Is it about a spiritual male God sending down sperm so a child would be born, or is it about the power of love in our midst as seen in Jesus?"
 

 
Hours later--hours--the billboard looks like this:






 Stay classy, Christians. Classy. Meanwhile, the Family First folks had something to say about the sign...


The family values group Family First said any debate about the Virgin birth should be held inside the church.


Yeah. Inside the church. Don't let them nasty doubters get anywhere near our faith. They'll just throw reason and logic at it.  Unlike Christians who, apparently, spray paint all over anything they disagree with.

[info]tentaclescon

Another day of tweets

  • 14:22 The Ex-Tentacles Team wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. #
  • 14:23 You can expect more detailed informations about our new Convention and pictures of the new location over the holidays. #
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[info]gbsteve

Pearls of Wisdom

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Dec. 19th, 2009


[info]ffutures

Question for linguists

Anyone able to translate this (allegedly Schiller) into English?

Noch niemand entfloh dem verhangten Geschick

I think it's some reasonably well-known quote, but unfortunately it isn't one I know and the automatic translators are as always useless.

later: Thanks, this will be added to the notes for the etext.

[info]ffutures

Xmas shopping phase 2 - and mouse control continued.

Got work gifts out of the way fairly painlessly last week and earlier this week (we did a Secret Santa so I bought one present for that, and additionally gave the other technicians calendars and gift vouchers). Today I started on the main haul up to Xmas (and my brother-in-law's birthday shortly thereafter).

This year's pound shop bargains were torches - I got a load of 9-LED torches at a pound a shot, they will be my main stocking-filler for family gifts. These aren't the ones I saw last week that came with zinc batteries, but seem to be otherwise identical (I think I said they were 7 LED last week, but I was wrong). it just happens I have a box of 40 AAA alkali batteries here, so that's an easy little gift for everyone.

I also got some presents for my older grand-nephew at the Sue Ryder charity shop, which had some quite nice new toys - got a 1/32nd scale tractor for £3.99, a fairly realistic model elephant that looks to be around the same scale for £2.99, and a "robot arm" gripper thingy (like this), also at £2.99



I'm not 100% sure about the arm, it may be a little too big for him, in which case I'll probably get him a book instead. But apart from that he's sorted, which means I won't have to venture anywhere near Hamleys or any other big toy store, thank Cthulhu. I also want something for the younger grand-nephew, but he's only just over six months so it'll be clothing or something relatively simple. Also ordered something on eBay for bro-in-law; may not arrive in time for Xmas, but hopefully will get here for his birthday.

Monday I will get out some cash and hopefully take care of the main run of presents pretty quickly. Vouchers mainly, and some more small gifts.

In other news I set up four ultrasonic mouse scarers (which my bat detector says make a lot of noise, but of course I have no real way of knowing how bad it is to a mouse), and put some peppermint oil (the type used in incense burners etc.) down around the edges of counter tops etc, it's supposed to deter them. At the moment my kitchen smells like a sweet factory, but I can live with that if it works...

[info]timgray

[iPod] To-do questing

One of the key apps I use on the Palm is the to-do list, so I need go find one I can get on with on the iPod. This has led to much app store delving and thought about what I actually want. There's quite a range, and some of them are really quite complicated, aimed at people who want to arrAnge their professsional lives fastidiously.

The Palm app just gives you a list of tasks. You can set priorities 1-5, though I pretty much just use 1-3, and assign categories, though I've pretty much given up using them.

I bought Things, which lots of people like. It allocates tasks to today, next, sometime... I nearly like it, and it's well done, but the inability to see all tasks at once is a killer. I got Put Things Off, which is an interesting approach but a bit too simple and slows itself down with unnecessary graphics. Also a more simple one which has promise.

But the point of this post is to show you an interesting thing, namely What Do I Need To-do [sic]. You rate each task as Important or Unimportant to you, and as Urgent or Non-urgent. It then displays them in quadrants on an overview page (and you can click through to more detail). It's a different approach, and one I quite like, so it's getting an extended test. The app is free till the end of December if you want a look.
http://www.keaneandable.com/iphone/

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[info]sacha3791

Copenhagen - spread the word

See the missive below from Greenpeace UK, regarding the manner in which the custodians of our future fail (once again) to demonstrate the slightest amount of vision. Twats, every single last one of them. A special mention for Obama as a huge disappointment. Thank the Goddess for organisations like Greenpeace and Friends of the Earth that continue to fight in the face of apathy and hopelessness. May bright blessings be upon them.


It's been a long and heart-breaking night. The climate summit in Copenhagen has finished without a treaty to protect the climate. It's not fair, not ambitious and not legally binding. It's not done yet. Neither are we.

But first I need your help to spread the truth about the climate summit and help change the future.

World leaders left the climate summit last night without agreeing to the cuts in greenhouse gas emissions that science demands. That means we could see average global temperature rises above 2 degrees Centigrade and the worst impacts of climate change. They're putting our future at risk.

Spread the news on Twitter or change your Facebook status and help tell the world that leaders are NOT DONE YET.

We cannot let political leaders forsake the future of the planet.

They will try to spin this as a success - together we can make sure that doesn't happen and force them to finish the job they started. If the world knows that leaders have not finished the job, there is still a chance to get a treaty that is fair, ambitious and legally binding.

Please take a couple minutes for the planet and change your Facebook status, Twitter, text your friends - tell as many people as you can that the job is "not done yet".

Together we can change the future.

Thank you.

Jamie Woolley
18 December 2009

PS. Next week we will need your help again to put pressure on the key countries that blocked progress at the climate summit, but for now please help spread the truth - job not done.

[info]timgray

Copenhagen summit outcome

Seems like the big shindig is now over. I've not been following it in massive detail, but it looks like the governments of the world have pretty much fluffed it, with no binding targets for reducing emissions. There has been a last-minute agreement of principle from the US and four other major players.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/sci_tech/2009/copenhagen/default.stm http://tcktcktck.org/stories/campaign-stories/climate-shame-not-done-yet
www.climateradio.org

I have to say I thought that the most likely outcome was that they'd fail to do anything useful, as they generally do, but I'd rather have been proved wrong. However, as the tcktcktck campaign points out, the success of Copenhagen has been in mobilising individuals and organisations the world over to press for change, and that desire is still there. There's going to be a lot of flak aimed at governments in the coming days and weeks. I think it's quite likely that clusters will form among civil society groups and small groupings of countries, like the threatened states of Africa and the Pacific Islands, that will find their own momentum outside of the international governmental process, and maybe that will get us somewhere.
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[info]reverancepavane

interesting book; good review

Chinese Spatial Strategies: Imperial Beijing, 1420-1911.


[info]ffutures

Doctor Nikola

I've got hold of a copy of Farewell, Nikola, the fifth and last Doctor Nikola novel by Guy Boothby. Nikola, for those who don't know him, is the prototypical "evil genius with cat" character, in novels from 1895-1901, and in this example the cat is visible on the cover and spine. Unfortunately a previous owner of the book glued the cover and spine pictures inside the front cover, and both are a bit damaged, but here's Dr. Nikola if you haven't already met him.


Dec. 18th, 2009


[info]alaimacerc

Bloons

If nothing else, 2009 was definitely the year of people with balloons on their heads.  Street performer on RTE TV, and in the park; at least two music videos; and judging by the multiple clips on Newsnight Review, on the Fourth Plinth for Antony Gormley's "One and Other" piece.
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[info]adembskibowden

End of 2009 Stuff

It's been a pretty eventful week.

I finished Helsreach. I started The First Heretic. I got a copy of A Thousand Sons. My desktop died, and my laptop is too crashtastic and slow to be considered alive in any usable sense. I've begged Katie's brother Nathan to link me all the stuff on Overclockers.co.uk necessary to give me a word processor beyond compare, that will never lag when I whore my life's hours into WarCraft.

I got chewed out by Nick Kyme (not yelled at, but distinctly 'spoken to') for not being professional enough, and I suppose admitting that in public is, again, pretty unprofessional. But there we go. I promised to work on all the swearing / turning up to signings hungover / emails to my editors that get caught by spam filters because of all the instances of the word shitcunt.

Apparently, some people don't find that charming. Wonders will never cease.

This was audibly difficult for him, and that's because we're sort of becoming friends these days. To his credit (and my dismay) he can still wear his boss hat readily enough, but I could hear the awkwardness in his voice when he was saying all this stuff. It was like trying to explain the facts of life to someone who should really know better by this point.

It was also mentioned that I'm the only BL author whose blog/site can't be listed in the bio section in the back of their books, because of the content that spills from my fingertips on my personal site. I hate it when Nick has his boss hat on, and I couldn't be bothered to either argue or explain just how weak I thought that was. Really, I wasn't emotionally invested in the decision enough to put up a fight; it hit my brainflesh somewhere between being funny, lame, ignorable and mildly irritating. But I understood what Marketing/Editing meant, so that was that.

It was suggested I might do another blog that was, like, "BL friendly", or something. 

"No," I said. "No, that won't be happening."

And really, I don't have any right to get tetchy even if I wanted to. Black Library has never fast-tracked an author before the way it has with me, and this is something I'm reminded of very often - be it in the opportunities they give me, how much slack they cut me, how much effort they invest in me professionally, and occasionally in more direct terms of someone there just saying it outright. I am many things - ignorant and self-absorbed being primary among them - but I am not ungrateful.

By the end of my second novel, I was told I was in the Horus Heresy series, after all. With that in mind, I think I can live with my blog not getting a mention too often. Perspective, yo.

Which brings me to this.

 

This is what the fantasies of boyhood look like when they take physical form. The mathematical equation here runs thusly:

Custodian + Chaos Astartes + Horus Heresy novel + My name = Awesome.

Speculation on what it's about is already rife, and while most folks are vaguely right, others are miles off the bat. I owe Neil Roberts a drink for this, as it's pretty stellar and easily one of the best HH series covers. Dare I say it? It's probably the best, though I admit I was peachy keen on Legion and Prospero Burns.

Above even career jazz and the twin deaths of my faithful but erratic computers, I also managed another step towards pretending to be an adult, by fooling a beautiful girl into thinking she wants to spend the rest of her life with me. Soul Hunter (my second novel, which is out in March) has a dedication that goes a little like this: Katie, will you marry me? 

Turns out she will.

My heart was pounding in my chest when she started reading the book. Sure, I didn't have to get on one knee in a restaurant, but I was just as nervous.

It wasn't much of a conventional proposal, but it worked for us. I actually proposed with my grandmother's wedding ring, which is literally the only Dembski heirloom, and something I've always been faintly awed at being allowed to keep hold of in recent years. I never knew my mother's mother, and stories of her passed down through that side of the family have always made her seem a little mythical. Her wedding band was always the only evidence I have of her existence, beyond seeing a couple of photos, and her gravestone a few times. She died young - and horribly, from savage arthritis - the year before I was born.

So from when I was a kid, being told I'd one day inherit her wedding ring was a pretty huge gesture for me to deal with. It felt right to propose with it, despite the tradition, and we're getting an engagement ring to match it on Christmas Eve. Katie will choose it. All is well.  

It looks like the wedding is going to be June or July 2011. So... 18 months, give or take. 

Last night, I was dragged to a dance night with her family, scowling and sneering and moaning all the way, just like my usual charming self. I may have danced (come on, they played Poker Face), but for a good 20 minutes at one point, I was lost in a medley of mental Irish folk stuff that sounded like fiddles and leprechauns and extras from the lower decks of the Titanic. And as I watched this beautiful girl in her short dress, with her red hair swishing around as she smiled and kicked up her feet to Belle of Belfast City, I thought "Damn... I need to lock that down and make sure no one steals her."

And then I remembered, fuck, I already had two days before, when she'd said yes.

[info]drivingblind

Brutal

Originally published at Deadly Fredly. You can comment here or there.

I just finished reading Joe Abercrombie’s Best Served Cold, a sort-of sequel to his The First Law trilogy (The Blade Itself, Before They Are Hanged, and The Last Argument of Kings), in that it’s set in the same world.

I like grim fantasy (at least in some varieties).  The horrible things that happen to characters in George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire are right up my alley (though I’ve stopped reading that series until the author finishes).  Glen Cook’s work ala The Black Company also sits right in my sweet spot.  It’s not that I hate heroes — I don’t — but I really relish the explosion of chaos when a plan goes pear-shaped, and the sudden, bracing losses that happen to the people in these books.  I suppose it feels real, or at least not-Hollywood.  I like my Hollywood stories, but I also love it when those conventions get torpedoed merrily.

That said, Abercrombie has pushed me with the books in The First Law.  My little inner Hollywood got hit with a mega-quake and slid right off into the ocean.  Things end so poorly for several characters in the books, and things are so brutal along the way, that I had to put a little effort into shaking it off.  But on the balance, after I while I found myself thinking that was pretty frickin’ cool.

Naturally, my thoughts then turned to gaming.

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[info]robin_d_laws

Yuletide Sign-Off

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Well, it’s that time of the year again, when the stockings are all hung from the chimney with care, and web page hit counts fall like ill-placed ornaments dropping from the Christmas tree.

I hate year-end reviews, so I won’t subject you to one. And as for the decade, on a geopolitical and economic level, I’m glad to see the back of it. Let’s hope for a less wrenching one to come. At the very least, it will be one we can agree on a name for. Points for trying, United Kingdom, but “noughties” never made it across the Atlantic. To North American ears, it sounded not enough like a decade and too much like a pornographic breakfast cereal.

Anyhow, it’s time to sign off for my annual holiday blog break. I’ll be back with more fresh content, and some announcements of exciting projects, in the new year. I’ll be teasing Skulduggery some more, exploring the basic building blocks of narrative, and of course continuing to bring you the deadpan utterances of pistol-packing avians. Projects on the drawing board for next year include forays into fiction, the as yet unnamed GUMSHOE space game, and a book for Gameplaywright that I’m deeply psyched about. You can be sure I’ll be talking about those as they progress. And that’s not all: 2010 will also herald the arrival of a new Birds anthology.

In the meantime, thanks for coming and hanging out at the blog over the past year. Please consider yourself to have been wished the best for the holiday of your choice. And be careful—as much as we might try to dress it up with ribbons and garlands and ceremonies of renewal, the winter solstice really does mean to kill us. So drive save, space out the cookies with the occasional spate of vegetable consumption, and don’t drink any curdled egg nog.

Catch you in the teens, amigos.


[info]timgray

Fatspot!

At work Xmas lunch in restaurant with wifi. Yum!

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[info]charlesatan

December 18, 2009 Links and Plugs

Hope you all enjoy the weekend. Interviews Advice/Articles News And here's something free:
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Dec. 17th, 2009


[info]robheinsoo

Fey Team

Our new D&D campaign turns out to be named The Fey Team. I say ‘our new D&D campaign’ instead of ‘my new D&D campaign’ because the players steered the game in directions I didn’t expect. I say ‘turns out to be named’ because I would never have named anything the Fey Team. But there’s no arguing with everyone else’s fun. We’ve played three great sessions and the Fey Team is what I’ve got.

I didn’t tell the players to play fey. Before the first session I outlined the world’s situation: post-catastrophe, collision of worlds, no gods in heaven, demons vomited up from the Abyss, all one world mashed together. I didn’t want to tell the players whose side they were on. They could have opted for connections to the gods or backstory with the demons, and I would have adjusted. I said I’d let them choose the characters they wanted to play and then we’d stitch the narrative together.

The first definite choice was a drow assassin. The next choice was an elf monk, and that led to people saying, ‘Hey, maybe we’ve got something to do with the elven-kingdoms.’ Someone else asked me if it was OK if they played a shadar-kai since everyone else was playing fey, and I said that would be fine, in fact, the game would be better for it if there was a shadar-kai among the PCs. That helped me settle on a backstory that would suggest an alliance between at least one of the fey high lords and the Raven Queen, and from there I put the current backstory together, the introduction I blogged two posts back. Before we’d finished going around the table with character introductions, someone (Fehlauer?) chirped, “Hey, we’re the Fey Team.” And so they are. I don’t know that I’ll do old-school campaign write-ups, but I’ll at least introduce the PCs.

Paravari, Elf Monk (Rob Lightner): Paravari’s work as a bodyguard for elven diplomats sent to the courts of the High Lords in Faerie introduced him to the evils of the Winter Court and to the Winter Court’s enemy, Third Prince of Eagles. Last session when we realized that none of the PCs had Diplomacy as a trained skill I said, “All the diplomats are dead.” The offhand statement rings true. Paravari is notable for understanding that undead and demons aren’t actually Real, and for managing to convey that truth to creatures of evil with his fists and elbows or the flow of his true spirit. “You aren’t really real,” he says, as his palm explodes through the back of a demon’s skull. “You see that now, don’t you?”

LaShane, Eladrin Wizard (Tyler Bielman): LaShane manipulates the secrets of winter. The Winter Court had the nerve to demand his obedience. He gave them hell. The elves in Third Prince of Eagles’ service suspect that LaShane may be less commited to the Good fight against the High Lords and more committed to any fight against the High Lords.

Koivu Valkonnen, Wilden Shaman (Sean Dawson): If the High Lords of the Winter Court reshape Faerie to their liking, wilden will be slaves. Or compost. Koivu’s spirit flickers between the shape of a bear and a spirit of winter. (In Finnish, Koivu’s name means ‘white birch,’ an odd coincidence since I play soccer with a guy named Birch Frost over here in the real world.)

Sithys Wraithheart, Shadar-Kai Swordmage (Paul Hughes): Sithys’ father, a great shadar-kai hero known as The Wraithheart, makes a point of killing all his bastard children eventually. Sithys has small horns on his forehead. Sithys’ mother was a succubus, and Sithys grew up worshipping the demon lord Arioch until he sought greater glory by betraying Arioch and entering the service of the Raven Queen.

Tenebreos Wraithheart, Shadar-Kai Avenger (Mark Jessup): Three times Tenebreos has ducked just in time to feel his father’s sword skimming overhead or thrown himself backwards off a cliff instead of facing certain death fighting The Wraithheart. Tenebreos’ mom is a sad and lonely figure of a fallen angel. Her son chose the path of an extrovert. He serves the Raven Queen with zeal and hopes that together, he and his half-brother will be able to fight off or kill their father.

Renaldo Arshivan, Drow Assassin (Mike Fehlauer): Renaldo didn’t come over to Third Prince of Eagles’ camp as part of the fey contingent; he came over as a worshipper of the Raven Queen along with the Wraithheart brothers. The Raven Queen protects Renaldo’s soul from Lolth, a divine boon that even Third Prince of Eagles wouldn’t be able to guarantee.
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Snow again

Went to the Tun tonight, it was fine going there, but a snow shower started as I left, lasted just long enough for me to get very cold on the way home, and seems to have settled. It's not enough to stop me going to work so far, but I've a feeling more is on the way.

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Geekson, Me, and the Potter

Hey guys, I have a new entry on the Geekson podcast. This time, it's a Christmas present for all you fans of the little British wizard-in-training. Enjoy.
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Changeling, Episode 3

[info]mnight  asked me to run a small game. I told her I'd run anything on my shelf. She asked for the new Changeling. I also told her to invite who she wanted to play with. As it turns out, she invited a small cadre of ladies to play with her. So, my every-other-Wednesday-night is occupied with entertaining a group of women.

The players are: 

[info]mnight as the Bird Girl Beast, Kiera,
[info]bella_surena as the Wizened, Lilith,
[info]paintscribe as the Darkling, Bess/Misty (mult. pers.), and
[info]grace_fades as the Fairest, Melanie.

___

I warned them. Gave them ample warning. At the end of last session I gave them a name and told them, "Google it."

A couple of them recognized the name and a couple didn't. But I warned them. I told them what was coming. I warned them.

The evening also started off with a warning of sorts. Just outside our apartment complex, I spotted a large pillar of smoke reaching up to the sky. We went out to take a look. Just behind the complex is an abandoned golf course. Hasn't been used in years. Kids and junkies hang out there: kids during the day, junkies at night.

In the center of the golf course was that pillar of smoke. The source of it was a circle of fire. We called the fire department. They spent some time figuring out how to get to it. Finally, they pulled out shovels and put the fire out. An auspicious beginning...

___

Their pretty Fairest was gone. His chair was empty.

The smell of cookies was still in the room, being washed away by the night air creeping in through the open window. The Bird Girl--Kiera--leapt out the window while the others ran downstairs. They spotted someone running down the street, but he was headed in the wrong direction. He was headed toward St. Paul, not Minneapolis (where they found him).

One of them asked, "Why is he going that way?"

Another answered, "He never said which Prince he belonged to..."

They started after him. They did their best, but he reached the other side of the bridge before they could reach him. They stopped at the edge of it. They considered going after him. But they were very drunk. And it's 2:00 AM. Too late for the city...

(
And just then, words come into my head. It's 2:00 AM. The fear is gone. I'm sittin' here waiting. The gun's still warm...)

They thought about it for a while. The Oracle tells them she can try to find him so they can head out in the morning when it's safer. Everyone heads back to their rooms. The Oracle does her thing and gets a vision of a large bookstore in St. Paul.

The next morning, they head out. More buses. One of them laments that they don't have a car. The Fairest says, "My fetch has a car..." That plants a seed.

When they arrive at the book store in St. Paul, it's huge. It's one of those buildings that takes up the entire corner of a city block. Three stories tall. I remember, being a boy, when that book store had porn on the upper floor. I tried sneaking up there once but got caught. I remembered my con man rules and pretended I got lost and didn't know where I was. They escorted me back downstairs. These days, though, the old book store looks more like a quirky version of Bookmans or Barnes and Noble. But you can't find anything. You ask, "Where are the plays?" They show you, because the whole place is a maze, and you wonder, "What the hell is it doing here?" Like walking around in the Doctor's Tardis. There's no way they could fit all these books in one place.

The Glamour Girls start wondering why the Oracle's visions sent them here. They search the place. No William. Up and down, all three stories. Maybe they're in the wrong building? Then, they spot a door behind the cash registers. Beside the small, wooden door is a sign with a picture of a person walking down steep stairs.

The Fairest distracts the cashiers and the other three--the Beast, the Wizened and the Darkling--all head to the door.

___

I warned them. I told them what to look for. But sometimes, you can't recognize it, even when it is standing... right behind you.
__

The stairs are narrow and steep. There's a single light bulb, hanging naked from a wire in the ceiling.

The ground here, well, it's ground. Not concrete. Earth. And in the corners of the rooms are books. Old, old books.

The Girls get the bright idea to get the hell out of here. That's when the light, the only light, flashes out. They hear the creak of the door at the top of the stairs and hear a heavy bolt slide shut.

In our apartment, I turn off the light. The Girls are in near darkness. They turn on their cel phones, giving the place a dim, creepy moonlight. In the darkness, I put on the hat, brush the hair in front of my eyes.

The voice in the darkness asks them what they're doing here. I'm just behind the Darkling's ear. She's never heard the voice before. She nearly jumps out of her chair.

They try to explain that they're looking for someone. The voice is unimpressed. "In my home. Without my permission," it tells them.

They offer the voice a gift: one of the Bird Girl's bracelets. She reluctantly gives it up.

The voice takes the gift. "What are you doing here?" it asks again. They explain they followed the Oracle's vision, looking for a friend. The voice asks a few more questions and then tells them, "I know where that friend is. And I will tell you... if you promise me a favor." The girls don't like the sound of that, so they tell the voice they'll do it on their own.

The voice tells them to GET OUT THEN. And they rush up to the top of the stairs and get the hell out of the book store.

Outside, they consider what to do. The voice in the basement says it knows where Tamerlane is, but they don't want to make a deal with it. They consider calling Barnabus... yeah, that's not a good idea. They can't call Jack because he'll tell Barnabus... so they decide to call Detective Walker. Meanwhile, Barnabus has been calling them on the Fairest's cel phone. Seventeen messages in one hour. They ignore him.

They call Detective Walker. He says, as a matter of chance, that he's in the bookstore right now. They find him in the little coffee shop. They tell him what's going on. (The Darkling wonders why he's always around when they need him.)

And Walker listens. Then, he tells them, "My best advice? Give up. He's addicted to vampire blood. You'll never cure him. There is no cure. What are you going to do? Tie him up for the rest of his life?"

They don't like the sound of that. They're going to find a cure. Detective Walker shakes his head. Then, he sees the urgency in the Girls' eyes. "We can't just leave him," one of them says.

He nods and puts his coffee cup down. Then, he walks into the store, walks up to the registers and shows them his badge. He goes behind the registers, opens the door and goes down the small flight of stairs. "Where are you?" he asks.

The voice doesn't respond. "You want to make a deal with the girls?" Walker asks. "Tell you what. You make a deal with me. Tell them where the kid is and I'll owe you a favor."

The voice says, "Very well."

The Girls don't like this, but Walker assures them everything's okay. The voice tells them the boy is up in the house on Battle Creek Ridge. That makes Walker shudder. He tells them, "You shouldn't go up there." They say they're going to do anything to get William back. Detective Walker tells them he can't go with them up to the house. "I'm not allowed up there," he says.

The Girls decide to go anyway. They also decide that if they want to get up there quickly, they need a car. So, they decide to steal the car owned by the Fairest's fetch. They drive up to the house. The Lancaster House. (Based on the Alexander Ramsey House.)

The Girls break the lock on the gate leading up to the place. Of course, those of them who grew up in the Twin Cities know all about Doctor Lancaster. How he caught his wife sleeping with another man in their own bedroom. How he shot both of them and then hung himself off the banister. How every family who moved in moved right back out within a week or two. How the house has stood empty for at least fifty years.

They break the lock and start up the long driveway. The dark, overgrown trees on either side seem to reach out to them. Perhaps to stop them from going any further. When they reach the house, they find it unlocked. The windows have all been covered with soap to prevent teenagers from peeking inside. The interiors are covered in dust and cobwebs.

Kiera calls to a nearby raven. He tells her, "Bad! No! Bad!" They all go in anyway. The raven follows them in, perched on Kiera's head. Searching the house for William, they find nothing. They split up into two groups. One group heads up to the attic.

In the attic, the Wizened finds an antique gun in a desk. Four chambers. Two of them are empty. The Darkling finds a secret door. Under the desk is a button. They push the button. It opens the door. And there's William, wrapped around the body of a ten year old girl. A ten year old vampire. They call for the other two. Together, they try to figure out a way to get William out without waking the vampire. They try moving him. Slowly. Slowly. Tying up his feet with the rope they brought. Covering his mouth with the duct tape. Every action they take, I roll four dice. "If any of them rolls a ten," I tell them, "the vampire wakes up."

One roll. They have his feet tied.

Two rolls. They have the tape over his mouth.

Three rolls. They begin dragging him out of the little secret room.

Four rolls... ten. The ten year old girl wakes up.

Her eyes shine light red stars. She looks at Kiera and speaks in a language she doesn't know, but in her mind, she hears the word and she understands perfectly.

FLEE

And Kiera does. She runs. Straight out of the room and straight to the window and straight out the window and she begins gliding down to the ground.

The other girls panic.

The Wizened has the pistol. She holds it in her hands and feels Glamour pour from her fingertips into the metal of the gun. It isn't a dusty relic any longer. It's something else.

She squeezes the trigger and the pistol nearly dislocates her shoulder. But the bullet hits the vampire and the creature's skin burns.

The vampire looks at Lilith, holding the gun, and she speaks in a language Lilith doesn't know, but in her mind, she hears the word and she understands perfectly.

DIE

And Lilith is filled with the dread that her mistress from Arcadia is here. Right now. In this very room. And she's going to take her back to Arcadia and punish her for running away. The pain of this fear fills her bones, freezing them to the inside of her skin...

Meanwhile, the Darkling and Fairest have been pulling William toward the window. Toward the sunlight. They toss him out the window ("He's fallen further and survived," they tell me) and the Darkling runs for the stairs. But the Fairest won't leave. She won't leave Lilith behind.

But the Darkling is already down the stairs. And she reaches the banister and she turns to see something fall. A body. A man. And his fall is stopped short by a rope around his neck. His eyes bulge out of his head and he stares at her. And our multiple personality Darkling blacks out...

Two down.

Outside the house, as she drifts toward the ground, the open sunlight clears Kiera's mind. She remembers who she is. She remembers why she's hear. She floats to the second story and rushes back into the house. She calls a flock of ravens to her side and commands them to attack the vampire. The birds distract the vampire long enough that the pain in Lilith's bones subsides for just a moment.

She squeezes the trigger a second time. The bullet hits the vampire squarely in the chest. They all smell flames. They smell burning oil. The vampire crashes to the floor, motionless.

For a moment, they wonder what to do. Should we drag her into the sunlight? Should we leave her?

When they lift the vampire's body, it is stiff and cold. Like a dressing dummy. In the sunlight, her skin begins to peel and burn. That smell again.

They run from the attic and find Bess/Misty wandering around in a daze. They snap her out it. She tells them she doesn't remember anything. Then, the Fairest asks, "What are you doing with that noose?"

And the Darkling looks down into her hands, and yes, she's carrying a noose. She drops it quickly. "Let's get out of here," she says.

They gather up William, throw him in the trunk and drive back to Dinkytown. They make it across the bridge just as the sun is beginning to set.

Upstairs, they find Barnabus waiting for them. He's silent. He waits for their explanation. They tell him, with enthusiasm, that they rescued William, that nobody saw them do it, that they didn't have to make any kind of deal to find him... and that they killed a vampire.

He waits until they are finished and then, he shows them a blank piece of paper.

"What's that?" they ask. "It's the contract we had with the vampires. It's been broken."

"How is it broken?" they ask. He tells them, "Because one of us killed a vampire."

___

I warned them. I gave them a name. I told them what they would be meeting this evening. I have to admit, I distracted them just a little. The name didn't take the exact form they were expecting. The name I gave them?

This one.

And here's the song that was stuck in my head all night. It's the radio edit, but the video is appropriate. So very appropriate... It's 2:00 AM...


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